• attractive person: hi
  • me: is this some kind of sick joke

worldpeaces:

if you ignore my texts i’ll just assume you hate me

kavvaiiest:

thats how you relationship

kavvaiiest:

thats how you relationship

1000percentdone:

remember far east movement

RIP 2011-2011

I have spent this night adoring you in the memories I have tucked away.
But they are not enough.
You are thousands of miles away gazing at an ocean I very well may never get to see.
I wish I had studied the contours of your body more completely
And memorized more perfectly the feeling of your skin under my fingertips.
I wish I had savored the taste of your lips and absorbed the trembling of your body when I made you orgasm
And I wish I had recorded hours of your voice so I could hear my favorite song whenever.
And I wish I could have held you forever and just stopped time so you never had to get on that plane and leave me here with people who don’t know how to love me because I haven’t let them. I’ve only let you. Only you know exactly what this shattered broken shell of a heart needs to be whole again and now you’re gone and im trying to hold in the wholeness so the hole doesn’t come back. That void. You were lost in it. Intricately in love with it. And you filled up that void with truth and love and taught me how to love myself. And as I finally close my eyes I know im going to be okay because you love me. So please don’t ever stop. Or I might cease to exist. Because for now I have a light inside me. But I also have a black hole.

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

Young dexter Morgan looks like sam Winchester.

Dexternatural. Someone write something funny about this please.

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

panaran:

It’s hot

dutchster:

you know what would suck? being at a rave and trying to find your friend called molly

LAWLS

basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT